The bird conspiracy: Understanding the Pigeon drone
Pigeons are everywhere, from bustling cities to quaint villages. They rummage through food scraps, scavenge bins, and navigate discarded cigarette butts to find any last morsels of a forgotten snack. But are they truly harmless? Think again.
The tale of pigeons, state surveillance, and the oppression of the British public is long and complex. Buckle up as we unravel this hidden history.
Once noble creatures, pigeons have been driven to extinction by a culture of control and surveillance.
With CCTV cameras watching our every move, modern society has accepted state surveillance as a given. But what if it goes beyond the obvious?
Biotechnology and Control
The evolution of biotech has made it possible to implant microchips within living organisms, blurring the lines between biology and technology.
In 1987, as the United Kingdom faced a surge of IRA attacks, Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher vowed to do whatever it took to end the violence. During a secret meeting with U.S. President Ronald Reagan, she expressed her concerns. Reagan, eager to assist, revealed his administration's covert strategy: using pigeons—not just any pigeons, but highly advanced surveillance drones. These were not mere mechanical contraptions but biotech wonders, designed to mimic real pigeons with chilling accuracy.
It took Thatcher some time to accept the concept, but soon she realized the potential. By February 1990, the government began a covert operation that would change the world forever: the Cootastrophe. The plan involved systematically replacing real pigeons with "pigeonbots"—surveillance drones indistinguishable from living birds. By mid-1990, cities were populated by these robotic spies, programmed to watch and record the public without raising suspicion.
As technology improved, these pigeonbots became even more sophisticated. Once reliant on central charging stations, they evolved with inductive charging—an invention rooted in Nikola Tesla's discoveries. Today, pigeonbots recharge wirelessly on power lines, their internal mechanisms drawing energy from high-frequency AC currents and converting it to DC to power their surveillance circuits.
The process works like this:
- Mains voltage converts to high-frequency alternating current (AC).
- This AC flows into a transmitter coil within the power lines, creating a magnetic field.
- When a pigeon drone perches on the line, its receiver coil picks up the magnetic field.
- This generates a current within the drone, which then converts to DC to charge its battery.
The same technology that powers Qi wireless charging for smartphones today is behind the secret recharging of these pigeon drones. And despite occasional malfunctions, the government has managed to keep up the illusion. How many have noticed the distinct lack of baby pigeons? The government has convinced the public that these drones are living creatures.
The truth is well-hidden beneath a thick layer of government propaganda. But the cracks are beginning to show. Stay vigilant and question what you see, because the pigeons perched above might be watching you.